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S2:E3 - "Stop Calling Him Skete"

March 22, 2022 chop it up media! Season 2 Episode 3
S2:E3 - "Stop Calling Him Skete"
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Show Notes Transcript

Kanye calls another man skete.

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Johnny Mansun:

It's been a minute since we dropped, Welcome back to the butcher shop. Thank you for listening. I love you.

Zach:

Do you hear the boo's in the back?

Johnny Mansun:

I was like I was like let me let the

Zach:

they should, but they should boo, we haven't dropped in a while

Johnny Mansun:

true while we're back so let's get into it, Yeah

Zach:

Lets do it

Johnny Mansun:

so what should we talk about first gas prices? gas is expensive right what's next?

Zach:

Yeah I'm not fucking I'm not buying gas anymore I'm just gonna go and siphon it out of other people's cars

Johnny Mansun:

for sure is that what you're doing right now? Yeah with my car? all my homies out there getting all your shit for sure. Yo, I saw that tweet that was like that was like yeah gas expensive so what what the fuck am I gonna do about it? No, don't worry about gas prices because what the fuck am I gonna do about it?

Zach:

I don't want to be that guy and like sound like a Headass but like bro, if you drive a car like you sort of have to get gas regardless right so like, what is the point of really like and I guess like you how much good I really want to know how much people save and out here but I don't know. Maybe I'm the dumbness

Johnny Mansun:

nah it's it's like what are you going to do going and getting like I get it like people will go and get gas for cheap is but it's like who you when you complain? And you just want to blame like whoever you want to blame it's like that's a waste of time

Zach:

Whos to blame?

Johnny Mansun:

to blame doesn't matter who's to blame honestly for real though.

Zach:

I don't know I'm after like

Johnny Mansun:

actually though who's to blame, it seems like it's just basically oil companies oil corporations that are are overcharging for oil right now because there's a comparison saying that like I think it was maybe like 2014 the price of a barrel was like $140 Let me get these numbers right do we have it here? Yeah, here we go. Average oil and gas price June 2008. a barrel was 181 and gas was 410. March 2022. It's$99 a barrel and gas is 432 so a barrel of gas of a barrel of oil is about $80 Cheaper right now than it was in 2008 and gas is 22 cents more expensive right now and it's actually probably gonna go and it says if you're blaming anyone but greedy oil companies for their price gouging you've bought into propaganda that hurts you more than anyone else. Interesting

Zach:

Yeah, that's I don't even it's a funny thing. Like that whole politic shit and when like shit happens and then like one side being able to claim something and other side you know, because both sides do it but

Johnny Mansun:

whatever. Right and if this was the shoe was on the other foot and this was happening with a Republican, you know, every single Democrat and their mother would be talking about how this is the Republicans fault on law.

Zach:

My goat came back and I almost cried.

Johnny Mansun:

Did you?

Zach:

to be honest, I The craziest part is I was sitting in my bed and I refresh my IG. Like IG thought. And bro dead ass. Like, I see a thing from Tom Brady. And it's like 26 seconds old. And it's like, I'm reading it and I'm like, Oh, no way. This has to be like a troll. There's some shit. I go and like, click on My Account and now it's really Tom Brady man. And yeah, that shit. The craziest part is I was so mad because I had just did like a dynasty draft. And I was gonna pick Tom Brady like late late in the draft right? And he like I skipped him over one pic. Because I had like the next one and I'm like, around or whatever. And yeah, some dude took him right fucking after me. I was pissed. But I was like, bro, he's not even gonna play this year. So like, Fuck it right? And then obviously a week later, this small fucker on retires it's sad because we're really doesn't love his family.

Johnny Mansun:

Someone said like, he spent like three months with his kids and his wife and he's like, I can't fucking do this shit. I really get tackled by the biggest humans on Earth.

Zach:

Not him saying that he has unfinished business and he's like, the best player ever. What unfinished business?

Johnny Mansun:

He's like Kobe bro, He's literally out of his mind in this sport. He's out of his mind like that some shit that that Kobe would say he's gonna finish business I only have five rings like that I'll be wise you know but like Tom Brady has what seven I think

Zach:

what it was he definitely realized he didn't want to go out losing the matt Stafford like that's a weird way for the

Johnny Mansun:

day any any any let a crazy comeback and should have won that game but their defense let Cooper Kupp bomb them with two minutes or a minute left. That was bullshit.Whatever anyway

Zach:

Is Cooper Kupp the best wide receiver

Johnny Mansun:

wide receiver? or white receiver

Zach:

I said wide. What's the difference? Are there any white corners in the NFL?

Johnny Mansun:

No

Zach:

I would just asking.

Johnny Mansun:

Inside you're like, Yeah, that's what I thought like white men playing corner. Yeah, so I thought White man, white man. Dude, if I was a superhero, I'd be white man.

Zach:

That's so weird, like superhero name. Cuz like, what are you? A white man? What's your costume?

Johnny Mansun:

Just a fucking like turtleneck, oh, one of these? Oh, so you're a bungalow? Boy. It's Boogaloo.

Zach:

My bad.

Johnny Mansun:

Get my group right.

Zach:

Is that the tiki torch people? Yeah, that's us that's really them. Really? If I was like, if you're wearing this, you might as well

Johnny Mansun:

actually no, I think it is because a lot of people there had that shit on too.

Zach:

So says, Don't join any radical movements. Don't do don't be radical. Just play the field.

Johnny Mansun:

Honestly, in all reality. The only radical like political movement I could ever actually

Zach:

get behind is like,

Johnny Mansun:

the actual only radical, quote, radical, like political movement I could get behind would be Antifa. But that would have that would mean that fascism would have to be literally like, taking over America taking over America so horribly, that I would have like no other choice to be I'm already Anti Fascist, right? But like to be in Antifa it's more than just being Anti Fascist. You have to literally like enforce that shit and like, use violence. So like, I'm saying if society got to a point where violence was like necessary like that, and we lived like in photo show, because bro if we lived in Russia, like those people should all fucking revolt and like kill Vladimir Putin

Zach:

type shit. In fact, that's a possibility.

Johnny Mansun:

I hope so.

Zach:

You think like anyone's like, planning aspect to like, get him out of here. Now that he's doing like I was.

Johnny Mansun:

Kodak Black but when you see me im white!

Zach:

You're funny.where's the where's the Kodak one?

Johnny Mansun:

I hope so, put it on, bro. Where's it? Where's that?

Zach:

Oh, that's not even. Oh. Hey, man. My presing that button

Johnny Mansun:

there you go. I hope so. There we go.

Zach:

Let me handle the board. My bet you want to talk about skeet Davidson? Yo, ski ski ski ski warning has to stop going him he's

Johnny Mansun:

gonna stop calling him that but like he also like is bullying this man and like he's like, a really bullying him about getting the whole internet to call him skeet. Imagine that. How does that bullying? Yeah, I imagine the whole like internet is calling you ski because this one guy said it. Yeah. Would you be like that's not bullying. I mean, I guess but I don't feel like I'm getting bullied right now. Fam. If that's where he feels like he's getting bullied. Like, how does that if anything? It's more of a fight. I don't know. Saying dude like Paul, what is he? What is he calling him skeet for? Because ski is like a term for nut. So why the fuck is he calling another man nut? Oh my he's like You're like worthless like you're just like nut like You're gross. And you're like, you're I guess but that's a really what is nut nut is nothing practically unless you put it in an email and get her pregnant that it's literally besides that it's literally nothing. But if I was basically what I do is if I was beefing with a dude named Pete The last thing I would be doing is like renaming him ski Wow Who I with my ex Yeah, well, he's probably my ex wife like that makes no sense like that's why I never got the whole skeet Davidson bankers. I think it's it's it's really bad, but also just shows like immaturity, and it just shows how it's like silly and stupid

Zach:

and not supposed to make sense. Not Pete hitting him up and being like, Yo, it ski

Johnny Mansun:

that's so fun

Zach:

to hear dude.

Johnny Mansun:

Why is Why is Pete Davidson talking like this? He said it's 8am and it don't gotta be like this. Does Pete Davidson talk like that? You think he actually was talking to Yang Kim is literally the best mother I've ever met. People call him gay for real. What she does for those kids is amazing. And you are so fucking lucky that she's your kid's mom. False. False he sounds like he's, um,

Zach:

he's definitely trying to say, Yeah,

Johnny Mansun:

I've decided I'm not gonna let you treat us this way anymore and John being upset, grow the fuck up. Yay says, Oh, you use a profanity. Enter enter space space. Where are you right now?

Zach:

awkward, awkward.

Johnny Mansun:

He said in bed with your wife and said this selfie, but she's not in it. Which begs the question, Was he really bad with his wife? Could he prove it? He didn't he sent a selfie but she's not in it. And then he said, happy to see you're out the hospital and rehab. Damn. True. I mean, I'm glad he's out of the hospital and out of rehab.

Zach:

I just don't get what's the point of Pete Davidson dropping this? like what was the whole point of this?

Johnny Mansun:

publicity?

Zach:

I get it but I thought in the in the thing he was saying he didn't want publicity.

Johnny Mansun:

Butthat's bullshit. He's a celebrity. There's no celebrity. If you're a celebrity that means inherently you want clout and chasing it. So I don't care if any celebrity ever tells you that they don't want clout. They're literally bullshitting you and you need to stop listening to them. So then so then, after Kanye said happy to see you're out of rehab, Pete said same here. It's wonders what those places do when you go get help. You should try it. I'm in LA for the day if you want to stop being a little internet bitch boy and talk. You don't scare me bro. Your actions are so pissy and embarrassing. It's so sad to watch you ruin your legacy on the daily Kanye response. You're more than welcome to come to Sunday service.

Zach:

That kinda being like Yo, you can come to church.

Johnny Mansun:

He said call me the Lord. And then and then he was Pete Davidson responded Why don't we meet after Sunday service at at saints game I'll be at the BHH we can have food and talk it out in my room where I believe one on one man to man so you're saying you don't scare me and you're saying what else you're saying? Stop being a little internet bitch boy grow the fuck up. I'm done being quiet. You're not going to treat us like this. He's said one on one man to man. What you are doing to your family is dangerous and going to scar them for life. Please handle these matters privately bro. I beg you while I post the screenshot. said you want to see me come to Sunday service Oh, this is the end of it. This isn't public.

Zach:

I'm just done with this whole con a shit I hate these names are so bro. Like it's so dramatic. All of this is just for the last season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians to go pop like no cuz no one has given us

Johnny Mansun:

family is manipulating everyone in their path to better themselves, not better themselves to better their ratings and to make more money.

Zach:

All right now we're talking about veteran ratings and shit like that. I want

Johnny Mansun:

to I want to take this quickly to the Kim K, comment since we're on this topic. So Kim K said, quote, I have the best advice for women in business. Get your fucking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days. You know what, Kim? Good you're fucking wrong. You fucking ignorant, elitist narcissist, fake lying.

Zach:

Damn thats some bodies mom?

Johnny Mansun:

Uh, you know, David Cross. Uh, don't you ever watch Arrested Development?

Zach:

Ah, no havent

Johnny Mansun:

you ever see

Zach:

thats with Jason Bateman?

Johnny Mansun:

Yeah, yeah.You ever see. Alvin and the Chipmunks?

Zach:

Yes, I have seen alvin and the chipmunks

Johnny Mansun:

he was like the evil Manager.

Zach:

Alright, so what about David Cross guy? Yeah. What about this guy?

Johnny Mansun:

So he's his tweet after that came out. He said no, I have the best advice. Be born into a rich family get a shit ton of Plastic Surgery film and then release an orchestrated sex tape.

Zach:

Was that sex tape? orchestrated?

Johnny Mansun:

No, I have the best advice. Be born into a rich family. Get a shit ton of Plastic Surgery film and then release an orchestrated sex tape. parlay that plan notoriety into a quote reality show exploiting younger sisters and voila, easy peasy.

Zach:

And now this way, not even just younger sisters. We're gonna start being like her daughter. With this little tick tock shader. If you ask Kanye don't hop on me and start hating.

Johnny Mansun:

Honestly one more thing about the Kanye thing like, I don't think Kanye is crazy.

Zach:

Do you think Jussie Smollett is crazy?

Johnny Mansun:

Yeah, he has real problems.

Zach:

Jessie smollett faked a hate crime and then got sentenced for right. and literally on like, you know, while they're taking him to the back, you know or whatever this month fucker is talking about. I'm not suicidal. I'm not suicidal.

Johnny Mansun:

Hes acting like he's Jeffrey fucking Epson

Zach:

dude. No, but he's acting really dead ass like he's like a martyr. Or like some like black hero

Johnny Mansun:

, Yo, like someone's trying to like silence him fam he fucking faked a hate crime. I'm like, What are you trying to say I hate crime put you in jail. And then he got like Michelle Obama and like other people to help him out. Like, dude, this whole thing is super fucked. Even the judge was saying you embarrassed like, you know, like, like, well known people that like you know, we're here to help you because we're when this whole thing happened. Everybody was on his side and shit like that. And then it slowly came out like wait a minute, uh, I don't think it should happen bro. And he is dead asked about to do I think it's two years for it. So good. I've no actually I think it was he got 10 years probation. For the first I think the judge said first the first like 180 days he has to do in jail. And I don't wish jail on any man but still though like, Bro that's pretty funny cuz he faked fucking a crime but 10 years probation? Yeah. 10 fucking years.

Zach:

It's because he caused he cost the city of Chicago like 100s of thousands

Johnny Mansun:

Officer for 10 years. Because you literally fix a crime. You he doesn't need jail. He needs to go down. And so health therapy and not only that, here's the pay like a $2 million fine too. So they hit that boy pockets. Ah, that was the most expensive online like video he ever shot

Zach:

and dude, he did all of that for cloud just like Kim K literally like you know what I mean? I

Johnny Mansun:

video with him like aftermath like, dawg, if you don't get your little fucking, like theater Ass out of here with this fuckin ouchestrated ass bullshit

Zach:

talking about he I'm not suicidal nigga we don't care fuck.

Johnny Mansun:

no one's trying to kill you. You're not Jeffrey Epstein

Zach:

god damn

Johnny Mansun:

nah. Okay, I'm done. What's

Zach:

now holdup though? Because does he have a point though if he does die in jail, right does have a point?

Johnny Mansun:

know because he if he killed himself Yeah, that's the thing I guess that's why saying he killed himself I would believe it because he's obviously insane going crazy. Yeah, talking stage a hate crime if he killed himself in his fucking suicide or whatever. No, because they just fake suicide. No, no, like, if he was dumb enough to stage a hate crime. And like he's a dumbass and like, didn't get away with it and now is literally going to jail paying a$2 million fine. 10 years of probation, like all the consequences are hitting him. He's probably so mentally unstable based off the evidence of him doing that staging, that he would potentially be more likely to kill himself. I don't know. But if he kills himself, I will still not believe that it's a conspiracy because what powerful person is trying to silence just smoke. No, stop that as

Unknown:

a fucking TV show. This is real life.

Johnny Mansun:

So that shits funny but how are you feeling about Calvin really getting suspended for fucking betting on games? That's obviously dumb. Like did he said do you think he deserved that suspension? I think the obvious thing I think the obvious thing to say that everyone agrees with right now is number one, obviously he should be suspended maybe for not the whole year. And then also you have to consider the the he was making good pigs. We also we also had to consider I mean, maybe a year is fine. But if you're gonna give him a year, you have to give the people who like beat their girlfriends and their wives. Like more than a year. Yeah, because it's like not on the same level. Why is it that you can beat your girlfriend and get likes games but like to gain Yeah, but like you bet like a couple racks on like a game. And you people forget that Roger Goodell literally saw a video of Ray Rice beating his girl and elevator, right? knock her out. And it wasn't released to the public. And he was like, alright, I'll give him two games. And then when he got released to the public, then he was like, Oh, alright, now you're out indefinitely. So like they really don't give a Talk about their shit you know what I mean? Like because it's business decisions my friend it's no one knows and if no one knows it doesn't matter and that's only going to drive up ratings we need the best players on the stage the best actors whatever you know I'm saying like it's all it's all a show but what's not better on the field think often really going out there being like, I gotta make this partly hit and then losing you're really like stop playing midseason because of mental health or mental health issue. You're betting like five or as sad as I'm like his team winning. He has mental health issues, but he's putting 18 parlays issues go get help. Why are you sitting I know he's sitting on his couch in his crib like smoking a joint or a blunt like betting like two racks on? He's like, Dude, I know all those guys on that team. He's a bear it Do you know and fuck it in the funniest part is that he used the Hard Rock sports book app. If I hit I'm going straight and grow it he was he was in Florida, so he wouldn't even been able to do this shit. Like now because the app doesn't even exist. You know what I mean? That was literally only like a one two month thing where that app existed. Like, you see how crazy shit is? Do you know how he got caught? Yeah, literally they fucking his dumbass probably used his name on the account. Special what a special person.

Zach:

Yeah, man. Get that text. Pussy. How mad I'm hot.

Johnny Mansun:

I'm hot. I'm hot. You're hot. But I'm sexy. Did you see the shit about the politician who was fucking talking about I will not be running for reelection due to a recent exciting change to my personal life. I look forward to spending more time with my family. And he goes and post a fucking picture with his wife and his daughter and a fucking American flag in the background. And literally this dude is fucking going to prison like, oh, look, I think he's going to prison for like fuckin campaign finance. Just shit like that. He's like, I'm so cool. Literally do it early. Like everyone gets away with corruption. I was that much more corrupt dude, a fucking federal grand jury in Nashville and returned to five count indictment charging Tennessee State Senator Brian Kelsey 43 of wherever the fuck and Tennessee and a social club owner Joshua Smith was violating multiple campaign finance laws as part of again and as part of a conspiracy to benefit Kelsey his 2016 campaign for US Congress. Fuck you. Brian Kelsey. Anyone named Brian and then Kel like anything like Kelly Brian gills? They're both weird Ryan Kelly fuck Brian Kelsey buying Kelsey Kay dude dead ass The funniest part is he's not gonna go to jail for this you know we're gonna do after this pod was smoked out Brian Kelsey Peck Damn. It's mid It's mid mid for sure. You think that his back? Hell just off of this line. His line up that that is an S It stands for sus

Zach:

for me it's the American flag in the background no offense to America but wow. It's just scream I know what he's trying to do. He's not sweat I

Johnny Mansun:

just went off saying how like in an alternate reality fucked up reality I joined an Tifa but you weren't made it somehow worse. It was saying the worst. I had this American flag is fucking this big. But how the people think we're like an all

Zach:

man Fuck yo,

Unknown:

the Boogaloo boys in the left.

Johnny Mansun:

Big Boogaloo. I just laughed though. Cuz man's really was like he has an exciting change to his personal life. And he's gonna spend more time with his family. He's going

Unknown:

for his and his family's in the pan.

Zach:

Dude. Holy fuck. Fuck you Brian. He's like, I'm

Johnny Mansun:

gonna go to jail and like kick it with like the Aryan members.

Zach:

You want to talk about Eminem? John, go ahead.

Johnny Mansun:

I said most hated rappers setting records. That's all I said. I headlined with most hated rapper selling records because I wanted first to know do you think he's the most hated rapper?

Zach:

Eminem? Yeah.

Johnny Mansun:

Although there be like, six nine. That's like the only other rap Yeah, no. Six nine.

Zach:

It wasn't even big enough for like, that's like a long enough time. You know? So.

Johnny Mansun:

And now there was Joe Biden. Now you could say Joe Biden, Joe Biden. Paul Boudreau. He's hate on Joe Biden's opinion and shit like that. I guess Eminem probably. Well, he's Yeah, he is the most hated man. Sure, so I said most hated rappers setting records because I felt like that like that. But that

Zach:

hate sort is like schewels Some of that, you know what I mean? It's interesting.

Johnny Mansun:

And it's also I think that it's, it's, you know, controversy sells, but, but it also it's, what's the word I'm looking for? It's they feed each other. As the hate grows, the sales grows, but also as the sales grows, the hate grows, right? It's what's the word I'm looking for? fuck dude.

Zach:

is provocative it gets to go. Stay at a woman