S2:E14 - "Fake Drake Makes 10k a Show??"

TIMESTAMPS!

00:00 Intro 

00:32 Can you go to Europe?

1:20 Dude attacks Dave Chappelle and gets fucked up by his security 

3:15 Please Stop Streaking

5:03 RAP COVER BANDS? FAKE RAPPERS EVERYWHERE!!! 

6:56 Fox Memphis Chief Meteorologist gets mad and refers to Draymond Green as a "knuckle dragger"

8:48 Dude from twitter is mad that a local park doesn’t allow adults without children in the playground area

11:47 Kevin Durant admits he smokes weed regularly

13:47 Put some respect on Erik Spolestra’s name

14:48 Dababy tries to kiss another fan

16:00 Somebody please explain why NBA Youngboy is the #1 artist on YouTube?

16:53 Guy buys 20 McDonalds hamburgers every week

18:36 Denzel Curry says Kanye & Drakes album 

19:27 John bought tickets to see City Girls & jack Harlow

Transcript

Intro: 0:09

The Bentley stays the broke hoes go

Zach: 0:34

We back welcome how's life John? What you up to?

Johnny Mansun: 0:39

I'm about to go on a trip to Europe.

Zach: 0:42

Oh for Oh, you got that shot?

Johnny Mansun: 0:45

I got I got the booster today because I'm going to Italy

Zach: 0:48

worried Yeah, I was gonna say they don't even let you go over there.

Johnny Mansun: 0:52

That's just crazy, isn't it? Yes some slaving like Do you think that's going to change?

Zach: 0:58

I think it'll change probably in like a year so like a year to give a diet and like nobody will care. You think? Yeah, they'll loosen the restrictions shit like that. They'll lose money man. It's just how shit works many rules the world you know how to save money make the world go round around. Yeah, you know,

Johnny Mansun: 1:19

I agree with you.

Zach: 1:20

Just like that dude got fucked up. Did

Johnny Mansun: 1:24

y'all thought that guy fought that guy so he got

Zach: 1:27

fired up by money. That was the security guards stomping is fucking like shooting to different places. Oh, we should

Johnny Mansun: 1:36

roll that stomped out. So this dude a chat attack Dave Chappelle at stand up comedy show that he was doing. And apparently first of all, fuck you. Dave Chappelle is literally like an American. What's the word like? He's an American treasure. Okay, don't fuck with Dave Chappelle. Alright. Number One Number Two. He the attacker had a knife in a fake gun first of all that's ridiculous. How did he get through security with a gun inside a fucking thing that looks like a

Zach: 2:24

like It's like probably plastic. And it has like a little bit of metal in there. Dude. Like it's just insanely funny because he somehow he you? I wonder did he have like front row like tickets or some shit? Like how to fuck he got that close? Where he was able to get on stage like that. And then why he's wearing

Johnny Mansun: 2:44

a fucking Oh,

Zach: 2:45

is that a Thrasher?

Johnny Mansun: 2:46

He's wearing a Thrasher knockoff hoodie Damn, he's he doesn't even have the real shit. You know he's a hater because he can't afford it so he like is a hater for sure.

Zach: 3:03

Damn your flow

Johnny Mansun: 3:04

now but he got fucked up for real he got his like look up pictures of that shit bro that fucked up but yeah don't fuck with a shell fuck that guy. She's crazy

Zach: 3:15

and stop burning up China like you know do crazy shit at sporting events and just you know everything then like relax was never what I ever streak. No, because when I go to the game, and I pay good money I want to actually watch the game. I'm not there to show my deck. I'm like no, no, I'm not there to literally show my daycare like kids and I'm like cram all y'all motherfuckers who streak literally need to go to jail? Quite literally, you need to go to jail. I'm like, fam I took my kids here to watch fucking you know, Sandy alcantara go nine innings not to see you fucking like run across?

Johnny Mansun: 3:59

Nah, nah, I met streak like how they do it normally with clothes on. But yeah, streak sounds when you hear the word streak. You sound you hear? Okay, I

Zach: 4:07

see what you mean. Yeah, you mean just like we're close. I mean, like

Johnny Mansun: 4:10

people like what do you call like when people run on the field? Like running on the field? Yeah, I guess it's Yeah, because you're speaking to it's just not naked. Because that's just like some fucking weird Oh, shit. But now like you wouldn't ever like run onto the field. Like if you aren't like, I wouldn't. Because if I had tickets for that, like there's no way I spent that money for a team that I really really wanted to see. Do that shit. Fuck that. That's just so stupid for clout. Wow, that's depressing. And what

Zach: 4:39

even bro? That's not it's not even cloud because no one's gonna know your name. No one's gonna care. Don't give a fuck. You're gonna try and go out there and be like, Yeah, I was the dude who's who Street at this random dolphins game that nobody cared about. I'm like fan cares. No one cares that you are the jacket. have said some random dolphins game that as

Johnny Mansun: 5:02

on God, so yeah, what's next fake rappers are everywhere

Zach: 5:09

fake dare to fake Drake.

Johnny Mansun: 5:12

What's his name, bro? His name is Bo I'm sorry if I disrespected yo put some respect well you know he's got he had beef with 6969 now Yeah, so yeah he's got beef with definitely yeah he's like set him up I want you to talk about this Zach because I don't know much about it but um so he got I know like the

Zach: 5:34

Steve will do it or whatever had like yeah there's some there's a mix miscommunication or whatever we're him and perky oh and six nine I guess. And in the midst the I guess parochial ended up coming clean with some what ended up getting I think it was a Rolex and somebody and shit like that because essentially Steve will do it like, did him wrong. And then Steve made up for it. So he sent the was six nine. Yeah. But like, Steve made up for it. So I mean, it's whatever it happens, I guess in the world of fake rappers and YouTube. It's insane cuz, bro really doesn't even look like Drake. You see this video? Yeah, the lady

Johnny Mansun: 6:21

grabbing his butt. So my question is, like, what was six nine doing? I mean, what was six nine doing when all he did was jacket? With?

Zach: 6:36

I mean, he wasn't.

Johnny Mansun: 6:38

What did he what? Like what was that? Like when he put the jacket with dudes face on there on on the fake dirt? Like what was that? That was King Vaughn. Right King Vaughn could remember his name. Yeah.

Zach: 6:49

But yeah, I mean, essentially, he had put a jacket of King Vaughn on Burroughs back or whatever. And like yeah, so Fox, Memphis chief meteorologist got mad at Draymond Green. And this is what he tweeted out. And she won this dry run runs his knuckle dragging open mouth all game long, mild mannered Carl Anderson distributes one call and gets ejected next level jackassery Do we have a picture of Kyle Anderson? Yes, we do some please pop it up. It's insane. Because fam that like, this guy has a job? Of course he works for Fox Fox. Yeah. And he's a meteorologist. I heard that is a racist profession. Is it

Johnny Mansun: 7:46

racist to know the weather?

Zach: 7:47

Yes. Who else would know the weather? Besides the kk k? Facts? You know how they say that the weather is racist. There's some shit you never I feel like I've saw that somewhere. Maybe I'm just clowning right now and I'm fading but

Johnny Mansun: 8:00

now there are like it is proven that like certain like poor communities and predominantly black neighborhoods are, are have been racist placed in two hotter zones know into industrial districts when they're zoned in the city. That Phil like when redlining was the thing, and they were building suburbs and weren't allowing black people to move into the suburbs, they would zone certain areas. And they would only sell real estate to black people in some certain areas that were close to industrial plants because they were in the industrial zone part of the city, which results in like, like higher rates of asthma, cancer, and bad shit. So yeah,

Zach: 8:48

so speaking of fucked up, shit,

Johnny Mansun: 8:50

yeah, fuck this guy. By

Zach: 8:51

the way, we got a dude on Twitter Who's mad because some park in Toronto decided that they weren't gonna let like, you know, just random adults just pull up to the park with no kids and just sit there and vibe. Like, and this dude on Twitter was like, man, what the fuck? Like, I want to be able to go in like, hop on the slides and like, and I saw another dude who said, Hey, I have a kid. And like, I like sitting there and watching the kid so I can understand how someone else would want to sit there and watch the kids. No, motherfucker. You're like, I hope you're watching your kid. And I like fam it's not normal to want to sit there and want to watch fucking kids at a park who you don't know and they don't have nothing to do with you. Why are you even there? Yeah, why are you there

Johnny Mansun: 9:41

are 2% That's that's really weird. And that's when he tweeted this

Zach: 9:46

fam. That's like putting up to a little kid waterpark and his being there by so but why are you there? I'm annoying, but we've had problems with that at our park because fam why? Literally who's your kid here? Like, you know what I mean? Why are you

Johnny Mansun: 10:01

here? It's the ultimate so yo bro who do you know here dude?

Zach: 10:06

Yeah, except you're like a, like a pedo damn near like that's what it is. You know what I mean? It's not like a yo like hey, it's not like hey bro you know don't fucking pull up to my party it's a fucking like Don't be a fucking Yeah Why are you such a nasty weirdo?

Johnny Mansun: 10:25

Yeah no facts That's That's fucked up and

Zach: 10:28

you're doing this shit out in the open to you you like

Johnny Mansun: 10:31

it bro tweet this like do you think this is legit like you think he really thought like all my fire this off people are gonna fuck with

Zach: 10:38

it. I mean now that was laying there was his opinion, no

Johnny Mansun: 10:42

Welcome to Toronto where childless adults are presumptively perverts, or worse.

Zach: 10:50

I mean,

Johnny Mansun: 10:51

you can also understand what he's saying because I would play on like a playground. But like not one with a bunch of kids. This I had like swings in my backyard like yes, swinging is fun to do. It's a fun human activity. Great

Zach: 11:08

tweet, whoever this was unknown when I say yeah, why did they tweet? I'm not saying you're weird. If you want to swing as an adult. You're weird if your first thought when seeing the sign is fuck that I want to swing rather than Ah, yeah, that makes sense, I guess. Because that as Yeah, makes sense to put that out there for a reason. I'm like, Yeah, because this is not just things I want to go there and swing.

Johnny Mansun: 11:36

Nine times out of 10 It's not some like normal person that's like, oh, like I want to swing. No, it's a Rando. Pervert. Weirdo. That's like, should it be near a park? Quite frankly.

Zach: 11:48

What's next on the docket? Hey, D KD Weedmaps.

Johnny Mansun: 11:52

Yeah, Katie did an interview and on his interview with the legendary motherfucking David Letterman. He basically admitted that in the interview, he was high and that he smokes. Play the interview. Play the clip for us if you could, Zack, that people might misunderstand about it. To me, it clears the distractions out your brain a little bit. settles you down. It's like having a glass of wine. Yeah. So did you smoke today? Yeah, you're just fine. I'm actually hot right now. My experience the people plenty but his liberty and those kind of sauce. But my welcome my my question is does Katie ball Hi every game I want to know now. Like is he always like balling out highest foot?

Zach: 12:50

Isn't we go in New York? Yeah, I'm

Johnny Mansun: 12:52

just curious. Like does he put out a test? I'm not trying to say like, that's wrong. I'm just asking like, because that would be pretty impressive. If KD one of the best basketball players in the world is like Jabra I play basketball. Oh,

Zach: 13:04

dude who just got swept in the first room. It's impressive that he played

Johnny Mansun: 13:09

I didn't go to the best runner team the year after they set the record for best regular.

Zach: 13:13

Okay, so let me get this straight the nets to winter viry who will never play and you know he's on his like, random they have KD who's stoned out of his mind. They didn't have James Harden, falling over and coming from the club. I'm like, What a perfect team. What's the absolute literally the best like trio I've ever fucking heard? Like, I've never heard of ain't

Johnny Mansun: 13:38

the heels bro. That's why Brooklyn one fuckin went to four straight finals. Because it's the same thing.

Zach: 13:46

Man, it's joke.

Johnny Mansun: 13:47

Ya know? It's just funny because we want to be like, Oh yeah, no, it has nothing to do with Erik Spoelstra being a great coach or Pat Riley, like leading the fucking organization or, you know, this type of player. I

Zach: 13:58

was like, brah we transfer into this, but I see how you got that off. I was like, how to float because people

Johnny Mansun: 14:05

think, Oh, I put these three great players. Yeah, there's just gonna all work out just like it with the big three in the heat. And it's like, no, it makes it looked easy. Because it was such a perfect combination.

Zach: 14:16

Yeah, top to bottom. And like you said, though, we had a great coach who literally, you know, he wasn't known then but he's known now.

Johnny Mansun: 14:24

And he fucking you know, keep Got His Stripes during that time. And now, when he's in the fucking Eastern Conference Finals, and he's playing Boston, who's really nasty, he doesn't blink a fucking bat an eye because he's seen it all. He's been through it all. And that experience as our head coach is so fucking invaluable, especially at this time of the year in the NBA.

Zach: 14:47

You see, they got the baby trying to kiss another friend. Yeah, bro, and he got curved. So he's on some real nasty shit man at this point. It's good. Hitting sad man is getting sad ever he has not been the same since rolling

Johnny Mansun: 15:04

up I love that you put has the baby fallen off

Zach: 15:10

yeah Wow dude come

Johnny Mansun: 15:16

on when did what like bro did baby fell off as soon as he dropped that mid fucking album when he first like really pop

Zach: 15:22

not him having 4.4 million followers and then dropping that he's gonna drop a song and then she got 4000 likes man. That's us. I feel for him

Johnny Mansun: 15:34

when he dropped blame it on baby this album is when I knew that he was a flop in industry.

Zach: 15:41

No, I mean, that was good. I like that, too.

Johnny Mansun: 15:44

I didn't like it. I didn't like

Zach: 15:46

the dialogue so good. He has actually dropped some good projects. It's just the fact that his new shit that he's trying to drop like the new songs or whatever, or asks like those aren't like those are all trash. You know what I mean? But to the debate the young No, I did not that's that's what I mean by his new shit and stuff like that like that you

Johnny Mansun: 16:07

thought were young boy.

Zach: 16:10

To an extent, to what extent to the extent of unknown for like, I would listen to like two or three songs, but I don't understand why he's the number one artist on YouTube. Like that shit makes no sense to me. Does that shit make sense to you? Know, I'm like, oh, no, I'm just like,

Johnny Mansun: 16:33

it makes sense to some people though.

Zach: 16:36

Yeah, you gotta be a certain person. Damn, that sounds racist. If this was just audio Hey, definitely think I'm white. He's a you had to be a certain person.

Johnny Mansun: 16:52

Not Well, you saw the dude that bought 20 burgers from McDonald's. And he's like, yo, it's so much cheaper if you just get them all at once,

Zach: 17:00

man he was talking about He does this every week you know because he didn't want to go there every time and has cheaper type shit. And fam he goes and like freezes them and or whatever. Does this thing but nah, homie needs to relax,

Johnny Mansun: 17:21

bro said when I get DoorDash I ordered 20 Cheeseburgers at a title and heat them up throughout the week so that I don't have to pay the delivery fee multiple times. It's interesting because low key that food is trash anyway. And like, if you had it, that shit doesn't like even grow mold on it or like change for like, leave it out facts.

Zach: 17:44

I mean, yeah, I get burgers

Johnny Mansun: 17:46

from McDonald's. You can leave them out and they like, won't go back. They're like so processed and like fake. It's scary. And like the fact that bro does this isn't one of these isn't like it just No, bro. I don't eat any of that. No, I'm

Zach: 18:00

asking. Like, do you think Wendy's isn't like,

Johnny Mansun: 18:03

I mean, I I would assume but I haven't seen I've only seen pictures like people do this shoot like with McDonald's. Like they'll find a random McDonald's meal like see, like, randomly, like, untouched like 20 years later.

Zach: 18:15

Like if I go get some Well yeah, I guess if I go get some Chipotle, it'll mold.

Johnny Mansun: 18:20

Yeah, cuz it's like actual, like rice that they just made and like, like chicken that they just cooked.

Zach: 18:26

Wise.

Johnny Mansun: 18:27

Real food like real ingredients.

Zach: 18:31

Fuck Bonair straight up this I'm feeling to ma'am. Yeah,

Johnny Mansun: 18:34

I was actually there today. So this is what Denzel tweeted, just to give them context to what your answer is going to be because we didn't really introduce it. Denzel curry tweeted Donna and CLB could have been better

Zach: 18:50

yeah, probably so literally was it was mad.

Johnny Mansun: 18:53

He's like, he's like y'all are rich and got the greatest musicians at your disposal at your disposal?

Zach: 18:59

I mean, quite literally, Kanye is a billionaire. And he put out a mid album. I don't know what to say. It's not made but I'm just saying that men get

Johnny Mansun: 19:10

everything made nowadays. Because

Zach: 19:13

Because money motherfucker stop trying bro that because motherfuckers literally stopped trying. And the beginning is mad. That's why I'm sorry. Maybe it's because if you go and listen back to you know some older shit. I remember you say hey Nami for playing some Schoolboy Q from four years ago and you're like, oh, I want to play some newer and I'm like, I guess man but bowling Yeah. Yeah, but then you went and played 16 school. You play that Jay Cole song with that girl bro. And I'm like, man,

Johnny Mansun: 19:42

because you I had to show you how to introduce you. You

Zach: 19:46

had to show me you had to show me that Chrome. That's what you had to show me chrome hard

Johnny Mansun: 19:52

socks and sandals man's outside and Crocs and shambles.

Zach: 19:58

Wrap is up trolling rap is in shambles still. That's what niggas gotta show you nowadays not Johnny Pete's caddy or

Johnny Mansun: 20:07

no Jay Cole had a fibers on Johnny I know

Zach: 20:09

but you ain't show me that you ain't try and stop and show me that but you hadn't shown me

Johnny Mansun: 20:14

the butcher's dick in your hand possibly I'm joking well you love you love Benny the butcher you already I know you already heard that song but I need to heard this verse with fuckin fucking once via the vagus nerve shifts and is not as roads solid I like it's fun bro

Zach: 20:40

that's the shit you bought that's what you begin you definitely go into the city girls show you like Jack Harlow and

Johnny Mansun: 20:48

you like that type let's go bro be my wind man bro. At the city girl

Zach: 20:53

show please. Free from I'm not trying to get robbed Do your thing you're not trying to get robbed on period No, I'm gonna stay at home and play my switch. I'm trying to grind through row to the show so

Johnny Mansun: 21:09

you play MLB on the switch fuck you and it's fire insane oh you play FIFA on the switch to right I do respect

Zach: 21:17

Damn you got me as a friend on switch I you know this

Johnny Mansun: 21:21

because you like played it You let me like play a game of

Zach: 21:24

Fifa on yours you definitely gotta be the cops or some shit.

Johnny Mansun: 21:27

Now I just know your Social Security and your address and your password to your phone.

Zach: 21:32

So if God do the Feds I'm glad you like clarified

Johnny Mansun: 21:38

also tap your phones

Zach: 21:41

you know to tap that button right there. Oh, I got you. I got you um, that was a butcher shop. I'm Jonah drunk Have a good night. It