S2:E4 - "Brunch In Miami"

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Johnny Mansun: 0:00

Alright speaking of scaring the hoes away. Um, so, uh over the weekend I went to a drag queen show

Zach: 0:09

yeah go ahead run it how your experience bro

Johnny Mansun: 0:13

dude I was just hard the whole time

Zach: 0:15

Damn it's

Johnny Mansun: 0:21

especially when juicy came out

Zach: 0:23

don't who juicy is but um

Johnny Mansun: 0:26

that was one of the drag queens anyway drops to Na Na so I went I went for my mom's birthday she was turning 50 a happy birthday mom and Mama Mama and and yes, she really wanted to do this it was like a brunch brunch place in Wynwood

Zach: 0:44

why do girls want to do this Why

Johnny Mansun: 0:46

is everyone there was a girl everyone was a girl all the guys were there either were gay or were there with girls like there was no guys going there to hang out. That's not the vibe.

Zach: 0:57

Mimosas!

Johnny Mansun: 0:59

unlimited my most I mean the food was fire like they brought out sliders and like fried chicken balls. I was murdering Nash

Zach: 1:06

sliders and fried chicken.

Johnny Mansun: 1:08

I was killing sliders. I'm so hungry.

Zach: 1:10

It was just a baseball game. Well, is that good girl baseball

Johnny Mansun: 1:15

there was definitely some bats and some balls

Zach: 1:22

I didn't really laughing at the slide. Show. This is how girls like have their fun dudes are like I want to go to like a football game and like drink a beer and fucking eat a glizzy

Johnny Mansun: 1:36

girls or like, I want to go see men dressed as women. Yeah, go pretend to be women and drink mimosas and mimosas and get drunk and throw up outside.

Zach: 1:45

Exactly. And eat chicken tenders.

Johnny Mansun: 1:48

No literally. Like when I got there. There was like multiple piles of throw up outside.

Zach: 1:52

Oh, that's like when we went to that comedy bar. And it's a good little

Johnny Mansun: 1:57

girl right and food sitting on the ground and through up. and zach Almost walked into it. If I didn't grab him and help him. Avoid the throw up. You're good look in the air like and it was gonna step right there. And I was like, Yo, Zack, and I was like, I was like, What do I do? Like, I grabbed you like,

Zach: 2:14

yeah, like really?

Johnny Mansun: 2:15

Like, yeah, so I was like, I was like, There's no way like, I'm not letting you step in throw up right now cuz then that's gonna be a whole situation for us in our group, because you're gonna have to go clean that shit. And then it's gonna smell like throw up on your shoe and your gonna sit next to me.

Zach: 2:29

Yeah, I get in my car and

Johnny Mansun: 2:31

and that's my dog. Dog having to go through that fucking situation. Like that's like I would I would not want to go through that. And if my homie saw that, I would want him to like, look out for me. Yeah, so I saw some fucking drag queens. And some of them were actually like pretty hot.

Zach: 2:52

I was like damn, that's where your going with it, bro. For real?

Johnny Mansun: 2:56

No, no, yeah, it was honestly kind of uncomfortable. Um, but not really. Like, it was just like you were out of your element. Yeah, I was just it wasn't even like the show that made me uncomfortable necessarily. Like, I was a little bit uncomfortable. Just like I didn't want them to like pull up and interact with me. And oh, and point like one of the drag queens like put her hands on my shoulders and started working and I was like, that's a little too much. Please don't do that.

Zach: 3:22

They got a video that?

Johnny Mansun: 3:24

No, probably not.

Zach: 3:25

Oh, someone else. Someone has videos laughing Yeah, you're on somebody's Snapchat or IG story

Johnny Mansun: 3:33

and you see me having a great time deadass and you're smiling. Cheesing hard. I was there with my mom, my sister, her boyfriend. Um, my mom's sister, her husband, my mom's best friend, her husband. A bunch of people that I'm

Zach: 3:45

Damn nigga your Doxxing

Johnny Mansun: 3:48

like dad, like, and my mom like was like she like she was dancing one time. By the way, the table right across from me full of baddies. And my mom was dancing with them like the whole time. And I told her I was like you better put down for me like you better wingman for me. And then we're leaving and she's like, you're talking about it? She's like, I told him that you're a rapper. Hater vibe. caner vibes. Like mom, they're all light skinned. They're all gonna fire me up.

Zach: 4:22

That's like, Come on, mom.

Johnny Mansun: 4:23

Mom, these light skinned girls are gonna fire up me fire me up. I'm a white boy raps can't do that. Yeah, she should totally tell them on like, like a doctor's.

Zach: 4:32

Yeah, like you Literally. Literally a doctor.

Johnny Mansun: 4:36

A lawyer like fuck that. Tell them almost fucking the actor. I don't care. Tell them. I'm a model. I'm

Zach: 4:43

a baseball player.

Johnny Mansun: 4:45

Yeah, tell them I'm like, I'm like D one like, some cool shit. Like soccer or something. Like just tell them that.

Zach: 4:52

But your mom being like, yeah, my son's is

Johnny Mansun: 4:55

glad he's a rapper. Can you believe it? And he's white. And he's

Zach: 4:59

white. Can you Believe it though me Look he's white.

Johnny Mansun: 5:06

Actually not white.

Zach: 5:08

In Yeah. Did you know that so he's actually an Italian rapper

Johnny Mansun: 5:12

but not like, Benny the butcher who's a fake Italian.

Zach: 5:16

You should totally like go get his name he's an Italian rapper trust me.

Johnny Mansun: 5:25

Oh my God.

Zach: 5:26

He has really good gabagool bars.

Johnny Mansun: 5:28

That is bro. Gabba goo. I stabbed the fool.

Zach: 5:34

I feel like that's low key like incriminating, so you probably shouldn't put that in your arm.

Johnny Mansun: 5:39

I didn't actually stab at the fool. It just rhymed. Listen, above like before, like the person that you stabbed? He in? gabagool stabbing a fool watching Flintstones Like yabba dabba doo. Is that fun?

Zach: 5:52

Is this the part of the part where you start? With John, start driving, this is us right now. Just washed me when you pull up in your big

Johnny Mansun: 6:11

pie, and I was about to say this is the part of the

Zach: 6:16

agreement. All right. Nope. thing is when I leave. Go up. I don't think you saw anything about

Johnny Mansun: 6:26

my Lakers blame pie.

Zach: 6:29

How's he gonna blame Jeanie buss?

Johnny Mansun: 6:32

have you actually seen a Jeanie buss? Have you seen the new Lakers talk?

Zach: 6:36

Show? I thought it was pretty. I think it's funny. It's funny. Yeah.

Johnny Mansun: 6:40

I haven't seen the second episode. Don't tell me about it.

Zach: 6:41

Oh, I'm gonna spoil it you want to know how so the draft this guy Magic Johnson

Johnny Mansun: 6:54

no way they actually drafted Magic Johnson. Holy

Zach: 6:57

fuck.

Johnny Mansun: 6:57

I thought he went to the fucking Raptors do

Zach: 6:59

that's crazy. I thought they're gonna trade the big data is

Johnny Mansun: 7:03

no way he actually listened to his daughter. Right? whoever listens to women anyways.

Zach: 7:08

I mean, right. Right, guys. Right. If you're I bet you're gonna say if you're a necrophiliac. No, no, no. Why that came to my mind. Whoa.

Johnny Mansun: 7:23

Are you in necrophiliac now? Bing

Zach: 7:26

pepperonis you're going to drop a poll right? Amen to a you're weird, dude. Weird individual but do your Dude. Dude. Cheers Yeah, man. All that dude. I'm over here fucking drowning in it like Kendrick. Drown. Fucking swimming pool. Alright, man, if you're gonna start clapping on your pants and shit. This is really us. Mid was washed when you get blown out in the playoffs? Mid

Johnny Mansun: 8:04

when you draft delayed son didn't stop when you let Joe burrow leaves through the transfer portal. Do it trash kid you're just

Zach: 8:15

when he has to do it that that's not Ryan day. Oh, I

Johnny Mansun: 8:19

thought it was That's fucking

Zach: 8:20

Matt Belgische that's why these two work together Oh my God. Man project managers just fucked up the lion let's go far away. Yeah, you are right. They do look like

Johnny Mansun: 8:32

that was there like defensive coordinator right?

Zach: 8:35

Matt Patricia still fucked up the lions does some shit. And wherever Bill O'Brien is. Bill Belichick

Johnny Mansun: 8:47

Bill Gates son just because they're both named

Zach: 8:50

Bill. Yeah. The funny why was it funny? How is it bill? Because how can he be Bill Gates his son? Why would Bill Gates name his son Mac? And that joke? That's always in the name of poverty. You will I don't know. I'm just like why would you name you will see job. You're gonna name your kid after your ops. Are you saying as a joke? I don't so

Johnny Mansun: 9:20

yes. All right, because he's an illegitimate son. He's actually not as Father biologically. His wife cheated on him and he's like, oh, yeah, okay. You think I don't know. I got this motherfucker DNA tested you don't even know cuz I'm Bill Gates.

Zach: 9:33

This conspiracy pilot is taking some wild turns. Cuz I had no idea Mack Jones was Bill Gates his son. And now I know that Mack Jones is only in NFL because he was sodomized by Matt Patricia. Which is an insane fact.

Johnny Mansun: 9:51

sodomized

Zach: 9:52

That's what you said right?

Johnny Mansun: 9:54

I never said anything about saw no, I heard you say he was saw oh man a god damn it.

Zach: 10:00

I heard you say here's some more juice. It's funny because um, what's his name? Fucking Deshaun Watson is really about to fucking start playing again. And who knows the dolphins like do you think he did that shit 22 Women What do you think?

Johnny Mansun: 10:21

I don't you think he did it? I actually don't. So I'm usually on the side of I do. Yeah. Which is really funny like with a pop up puppet.

Zach: 10:33

What is your what is the like little reason Bill Cosby,

Johnny Mansun: 10:37

Bill Cosby, definitely, every situation is different. So for this situation, I just remember seeing something about how like the lawyers for the women were connected to the owner. And that's what tipped it off for me. And that's when I immediately knew this was bullshit. Because of what had been going on with the team and him not wanting to play there and etc, etc. And not them getting but I don't know if that's true. So if that's not true, then that changes everything. How

Zach: 10:58

did you get 22 misuses or whatever, like,

Johnny Mansun: 11:02

I will pay you Yeah, no

Zach: 11:04

data.

Johnny Mansun: 11:05

I have enough money to own an NFL

Zach: 11:07

I think they just put out like an added option. Again, just put out like an ad on Craigslist, like, Hey, your misuse, like, you know, no, they

Johnny Mansun: 11:15

did it in a very secretive sneaky smart way.

Zach: 11:17

Or like looking for excuses to lie. Say like, sign this

Johnny Mansun: 11:21

NDA after this meeting that we just had to

Zach: 11:24

know that it's funny because they probably had a whole list of like misuses that he's worked with. And then we're like, we're hitting up them all. Oh, I love them. I never like fuck. Yeah. The funniest part is, is that I feel like there's probably some truth to both stories. Like I feel like maybe we'll see being a little extra with his like massages, maybe you know, a lot of

Johnny Mansun: 11:45

guys do a lot of guys get handjobs after their massages. Yeah, including the owner of the fucking

Zach: 11:50

Hey, man. He was like going through a lot. And he was trying to win the Superbowl. No, I'm

Johnny Mansun: 11:57

actually not. I'm not in that camp. It

Zach: 12:00

should be legal.

Johnny Mansun: 12:00

I'm not. Yeah, I'm not in the camp of like shaming these people. Because I actually believe that sex work should be legalized like many other things, that when you make them illegal, and you put a crime attached to them, and a penalty is opened up a black market, you're not stopping shit. You're just making people that are doing this, and which sometimes are already in bad positions worse. And you what you inadvertently do is you actually were you actually stop them from being able to trust the police, who they should be able to trust in case you know, sex workers, like if they get raped. Why would they go to the police, they were doing some shit illegally. It's like, if you're doing a drug deal, and you get stabbed. You're not going to tell the police what you were doing when you got stabbed, you're not going to press charges. But that person who stabbed you should basically you know, go to jail for stabbing you. It's the same shit. So it's just outdated and like I feel like that's like really like, just tied to how there's so many old people in America and the population is aging. But there's a lot of new blood. And a lot of new ideas, a lot of freshness in America, a lot of young people rising up and speaking their mind and making their voices heard. And the Internet has changed everything. Like you can't run from anything. And we have all the receipts we have all the facts like, at least for now. You know,

Zach: 13:21

we're watching your blockchain policies. We're on your blockchain

Johnny Mansun: 13:25

on your blockchain with the Glock wood block sprain. Ah,

Zach: 13:29

quick question. What is it lame? If you put it in f t as your profile picture? And I'm not even just talking about like screenshotting your NFT I'm talking about like linking it. Now you get like the link, you're in STD your profile picture and it'll like show like if someone clicks on it. It'll show them your like crypto wallet and a whole lot less

Johnny Mansun: 13:53

lame. That's less lame because it serves a secondary purpose. But what if you just use the picture of a NF T? That's pretty lame. And I'll tell you why. Because so many people have done it. It's kind of played out it's like Oh sick bro. Like is that a fucking monkey? Or is that a fucking gorilla? Like is that a fucking like?

Zach: 14:17

So is it okay to have an NF is it's not okay to have an NF T. But it's okay to have like a young boy like that picture of young boy with like your favorite team knowledge

Johnny Mansun: 14:31

as a picture of my

Zach: 14:34

face. Shout out to everyone but a young boy Stan account. I had no idea this is a real thing. There are people who let your dolphin sin or a heat fan right? You would have like that picture of young boy and then have him wearing the heat jersey and a heat hat or some shit like that. It's the most insane thing dude. I saw literally 50 profiles, but you know on the screen, and it was all like different young boys It's insane how like crazy people are going with ish

Johnny Mansun: 15:03

that's not even fans they're just they just love riding Dick

Zach: 15:07

yeah but dude that shit I wish some

Johnny Mansun: 15:11

way I wish

Zach: 15:18

Yeah Did you see cat 60 I didn't see it I see it there it's crazy cuz cat drop 60 Kyrie dropped 50

Johnny Mansun: 15:27

Kyrie drop 60%

Zach: 15:29

He did my bad sorry. Yeah,

Johnny Mansun: 15:31

it's crazy because cat jobs 60 MJ Oh aversary

Zach: 15:34

of shout out K man shout out Wildwood all that. Yeah,

Johnny Mansun: 15:38

he dropped 60 On the anniversary of his parents entering hospital with COVID and obviously if you follow basketball, you notice didn't make it so it's like it's crazy right piece. Yeah, it's if it's like it's crazy how shit like is connected and tied and like, I have a feeling he didn't even know about that until like, after the game and someone told him like oh or he realized that he saw it on his fucking Snapchat memory

Unknown: 16:05

fuck out of here

Zach: 16:09

Yeah, funny but

Johnny Mansun: 16:11

it's like also dude really?

Zach: 16:13

Yeah, he went back in the locker room and saw a selfie

Johnny Mansun: 16:16

of like two years ago. My parents hospital

Zach: 16:20

dude took a selfie for he walked in

Johnny Mansun: 16:24

no like you know like he could have taken a picture with his like parents like maybe there was not feeling that bad and just like we're here at the hospital like you never know it's boxing day though. Yeah bro died when Jake Paul or fucking whatever the pole

Zach: 16:37

yeah when those do start his fucking fighting this shit oh my god. Fuck yeah, I mean, when Floyd just started fighting anyone for a fucking bag that certainly should have died for your share.

Johnny Mansun: 16:51

Anyway, I can give you a little more talk about that. A little more that?

Zach: 16:56

So Brosky Oh, no, no drip for you my friend. That's super tough. Is it more tough than a Bob Ross painting. You can even buy one of those shirts if you want to. There's so many of them but they literally don't sell them. It's cool.

Johnny Mansun: 17:14

I own NF T's Oh, so it's better.

Zach: 17:18

You can just NF T Bob Ross episode is good. I

Johnny Mansun: 17:22

don't need an OG Bob Ross. I have an NF Ross Yeah.

Zach: 17:26

And it's where why am I

Johnny Mansun: 17:28

seeing all these Montero at little NAS X tweets on your Twitter you follow those nice little NAS X.

Zach: 17:34

Bono's x is one of the most funny people on social media. You know that? I'm sorry. I guess I shouldn't know.

Johnny Mansun: 17:43

Where's the thing where it's bad a woman business folks.

Unknown: 17:47

We got to nopes that a woman been all men out of Women Business because that's when they've been.

Johnny Mansun: 17:53

They've been so why are you in women's business?

Zach: 17:56

I'm not learn as x as a grown man.

Johnny Mansun: 17:59

How grown is he?

Zach: 18:02

I mean, he's of age. Boys. I'm gonna just say he's a grown man right?